Ear
Wax
These two elegant beeswax candles aren’t meant for a
birthday cake – no they’re designed to be lit
on fire and put in your ear. It’s called candling and
it’s an ancient practice. It was originally designed
to release the evil spirits in the brain by sucking them through
the ear hole with the smoke from the candle. Today, candling
isn’t done to rid the body of demons but rather of this
ugly stuff – ear wax. But before you light your ear
on fire … listen up
Medically speaking, earwax is grossly unappreciated. It doesn't
look like much, but it is quite amazing stuff. It’s
produced in the outer part of the ear … right here in
this tube leading to the eardrum. And that’s what it
protects by trapping fine particles of dust and grime. The
wax lines the tubing of the external ear acting as a lubricant
and humidifier, holding just the right amount of moisture
in the little canal. This also has an anti-bacterial effect,
keeping the opening free from infections. Normally, the ears
are self-cleaning. The wax produced in the outer third of
the canal is slowly pushed outwards, away from the drum, by
microscopic hairs called cilia. When it reaches the outer
ear; this part, the wax, dries up and falls off.
To look at the ear canal and the drum, doctors use and instrument
like this, an autoscope - from auto: ear and scope: to look
- it's simply a battery source in the handle connected to
a fibre-optic light directed down this tube. A normal drum
looks like this.
Are we, as a society, happy with nature's wax production and
disposal plan - no we are not. We have invented devices in
an attempt to clean out the wax we can see just as it's leaving
the ear canal. But that backfires - because sticking something
into the ear canal compacts the wax makes it more sticky and
viscous, and prevents it from flowing out on its own.
If the canal is blocked with wax, it can cause pain and dizziness
but more likely you'll develop hearing problems, even deafness.
You can treat this yourself by using mineral or baby oil drops
to soften the wax. If that doesn't work, we doctors can syringe
out the ear like this. We squirt lukewarm tap under pressure
into the canal to soften and dislodge a plug of wax. But don’t
try this at home … it can be painful and damage the
eardrum if not done carefully. Not to mention what could happen
with this on fire.